Tyler: MAGNANIMOUS

Ok America, several things.

I lost a bet to Roger this past week. Said bet consisted of Roger eating two full Chipotle burritos in under 45 minutes. The first 1 and ¾ burritos went down in under ten minutes so it was looking pretty bad. Unfortunately he finished the last ¼ with a minute to go. Damnation. As a result, Roger now wants me to fold a basket of his laundry that he so kindly left in the middle of my room last night. For an assortment of reasons, I will not be folding the laundry. As a result, Roger promised he would make boom boom in my room without my knowledge. That also will not happen. So basically, this is what happens when two writers are not writing.

Next, the world is beautiful. Have you noticed? Gorgeous.

Alright, so here’s the importantEST thing. I’m kind of a junior/ silent contributor for CMH magazine which will be coming out soon. Very, very cool. If you haven’t heard of it, it’s about art and food and wine and photography and sophistication and beautiful people all in Columbus so I’m a little out of place but what are you going to do? Today we had another meeting and I threw an idea out and felt very, what’s the word, MAGNANIMOUS in my helpfultude. It’s crazy. So, yeah, when that comes out (soon) get down and pick up a copy. It’s free for fuck’s sake.

Lastly, I’m about a third of the way through a story called ‘Vomit, Not Mine’ so that’s cool. I like the title and so do you. It’s grand. Oh! And DoubleBook has a new name that is incredibly badass but our lawyers have refrained us from releasing the name just yet so you may have to wait a bit for your jaws to hit the floor. The time will come, my pretties.

So that was a little creepy...