Tyler: Inside Roger's Head

I am currently sitting across from Roger on our DoubleCouch. He just finished telling me about a girl in one of his classes who is on the OSU synchronized swimming team. He then made the (probably sound) reasoning that there is a good chance she is on the national synchronized swimming team in which case she would most assuredly have a gold medal or two. Roger, in his infinitely quest for a higher education, devulged that during class he dreams about having sex with her whilst she is wearing her gold medals. Great, right? Even better, the dream sequence ends with the girl taking off the gold medal and giving it to him. After that, I don't know, maybe there's a podium in the corner of the room. God bless America.