Tyler: From A Nursing Home For Serious

Off the bat I'd like to dedicate this to Beth because she reads it.

So I'm in a nursing home being on bedrest and shit and it's not cool, just so you know. I had surgery the 12th of January, and I got here the 16th I think. Just today, the fucking 30th, I got internet. I got these fuckers to fix the internet because everything else here sucks. Old people wake me up in the middle of the night and it creeps my shit out. Also, I didn't like old people to begin with so this just puts them further down in my book. Currently, old people are below the Amish and I truly have an aversion to the Amish with legitimate reasons. If you don't believe me, just ask and I'll rant.

Beyond life not being a blast right now I've been doing a little writing, mostly just work on a couple short stories. Some are going better than others but what are you going to do. I did, however, recently discover the AutoSummarize feature on Word and so I now have a summary of what I've written for DoubleBook so far. I think it's pretty enticing.


“Right…” Fuck. Yeah.” Mostly drink. “Right. Drinking, seeing people. “Yeah, yeah. “Shit.”
“Drink what?” “Nice, right? “Right, right. Jude pointed to Gabi, “Who’s that?”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah. Seeing Lauren? Hell yeah.
Do you know Jude? How’s Lauren?” “Shit.” “Right? “Tomorrow night. Jude! “Yeah man. “Yeah.” Pretty nice, right?” Hey Elliot.” Fuck, fuck, fuck.
“Right.”
“Right.” “Fuck. “Shit.”
“Lauren’s.”
Yeah. “Fuck.”
“Yeah. Mostly Catholic girls.” Fuck yeah. Fuck. Fuck.
“Yeah, yeah.”



So I'll now be taking pre-orders for DoubleBook. And you're welcome.